Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 09, 2012

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    Digital Frog  about 12 years ago

    how come gophers never bring back anything?

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    HMunster  about 12 years ago

    Why don’t Monarch butterflies wear crowns?

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    Finbar Gurdy  about 12 years ago

    Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

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    ptvroman  about 12 years ago

    1. They bring back what they think is necessary. Unfortunately, they only think nuts are necessary.2. Wind resistance; they keep falling off.3. Because if you park on the parkway, your car gets towed.

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    bubbareb  about 12 years ago

    See what twinkies will do to your brain? Phasers set on obliterate. All weapons armed. Photon torpedoes locked on.

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    tcity  about 12 years ago

    My pet emperor seal does not have a scepter.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 12 years ago

    is a giraffe sore throat worse than an elephant’s toothache?

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    pnorman1  about 12 years ago

    And let’s not forget the classic question “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”

    Or the more formal version “How much wood could a woodCharles Charles if a woodCharles could Charles wood?”

    Doesn’t quite have the impact of the former though.

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    Only a sinner saved by grace  about 12 years ago

    You guys…

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Why doesn’t Verne just move away to get away from his tormentors?

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    hippogriff  about 12 years ago

    Oak Ridge: Or, as Walt Kelly put it, “How much ground round would a ground hog, hog if a ground hog could hog ground round?”

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