F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 28, 2012

Mom must have put a magnet on the other side of St. Louis.

Dad should play darts professionally.

St Louis, the Gateway to better destinations.

Oh, well, maybe some year…

I live in St. Louis. The ARMPIT of the Midwest. There are some good things about the area. The Zoo is top class and free. Several museums, the World Bird Sanctuary to name a few. And we’re not as corrupt as Chicago, but a close second!

must be a boring place for kids ….they dont look happy

Wait, he didn’t throw the dart yet.

Nice to their war veterans, though.

Popular because it is centrally located. The same could be said about sex.

They don’t know how lucky they are. And the parents also. Fantastic zoo-free. History Museum-free. Science Museum-free. Art Museum-free. Tour AB Brewery-free. Unbelievable City Museum. World Champion Cardinals. The Hill ( Italians). Soulard (French) Cherokee Street (Mexican). South Grand (Orientals) . Cherokee Street Antique Row.

I think he is holding the fifth dart. The first four hit St Louis.

You can find anything you want within a 1,000-mile radius of St Louis.

Well the City Museum costs money, but what a Trip!

Or 2

oh man, where’s world’s worst grandpa?

@RogerSince the Brits use your name as a verb, I can understand why you would make that connection! ( BTW it was the best laugh I had today!)

Aww come on dad, put up the world map!

Yeahhh moved from Mesa to St Louis so I get it. Just offer the locals some real hot sauce. It will offer the kids a few mins of amusement ;b