Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 10, 2009

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Ralph says, "Somebody left cookies at our door!" Patrick says, "Let's have some!" Ralph says, "No! We don't know who left them here! They could be tainted!" Norman says, "Why would anyone leave us tainted cookies?" Ralph says, "As a high profile law enforcement official, I have enemies!" Norman says, "Dad has a high profile??" June says, "He certainly has a wide profile!"