Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 07, 2012

Poor child.

Good morning, LB.

He sure doesn’t have much hair for a kid.

MARG! Was there any voting going on yesterdayin your state?

A herd of Schmerds? Are they related to the Schmoos?

There was a woman on welfare who gave all her 7 children the same, gender-neutral name. It was handy when she wanted them all to do the same thing, but the social worker asked what she did when she wanted to address her children individually. She said “I address them by their surnames.”.

“…shameeza, schmazel,hasenfeffer incorporated…”

Broom Hilda Retrospect

I remember back in the 1980’s Nerwin had a classmate who looked and dressed like Colonel Oliver North.

At least his whole family isn’t named Buzza Wuzza.

Not even Schmerd 1 or 2, just plain Schmerd. Just a bit lacking in originality.

George Foreman at least used numbers for his sons, George Jr, George the 3rd, etc. There is a child psychologist couple I met that named their children Toy Train and Aero Plane. Someday they are going to wake up to the sound of a chain saw reving up I’m sure. The worst I’ve ever heard though, was from a friend of mine. He was in a poor section of town once and heard a lady calling her daughter. [phonetically] “Cy-feel-ee-us, cy-feel-ee-us, you come here right now.” Terry said to her, “that’s an unusual name. Where did you find it?” To which she answered, “At the doctor’s office.”For those who don’t know the term, very few I’m sure. Google “syphilis” [non-phonetic spelling and correct pronunciation].

Remember the Bob Newhart Show?“Hi, I’m Darryl, and this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.”You’re all named Darryl? Doesn’t that get confusing?"“Nah, but it sure would be confusing if we all had differ’nt names.”

it looks like he got baned over the stupidity at Lio over the last 2 days. #6 made a off hand joke and someone got ticked and went off on him.