Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 12, 2012

I bet she never puts the seat up for him.

That’s when the fight started

Not only did he buy her a toilet seat, it’s the industrial type you’d see in the men’s room at the Home Depot. Run away, Pete. Save yourself.

My EX husband got me a hand-operated meat grinder one Valentine’s Day. It was actually the best in a long line of dismal gifts. I still have the meat grinder. I don’t have the husband.WIN-WIN

I got a shovel once. ONCE.

That must be a lousy gift to give your wife Peter. I was hoping it was makeup.

If it’s the padded kind, I don’t see a problem…

I think a practical gift is much more useful than candy or flowers or something like that. Though I’m not sure a toilet seat qualifies. Although if it is something they really needed…

That’s just too romantic………not!

He’s a Deadman ….

He is so in the dog house.