A true lawyer. I see this commercial where the lawyer calls the client at 11PM to give her the great news that HE has made millions off her case and she will maybe get $5.40. Well, that isn’t in the ad, but we all know it’s true. Rodney Kings lawyers made $4,000,000 off of his case. Rodney probably only got $5.40.
I am reminded of the joke where the teacher, on the first day of school, asks all the students to tell the class what their fathers do for a living. When little Johnny’s time comes, he says “My father plays piano in a house of ill repute” The teacher tells him to stay after class. After school, the teacher asks little Johnny why he made such a statement. Johnny says: " He really is a lawyer, but I don’t my classmates to know that."
Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago
And this is exactly why cows don’t hire lawyers.
crowcrew almost 8 years ago
Kind of like and arm and a leg!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
A true lawyer. I see this commercial where the lawyer calls the client at 11PM to give her the great news that HE has made millions off her case and she will maybe get $5.40. Well, that isn’t in the ad, but we all know it’s true. Rodney Kings lawyers made $4,000,000 off of his case. Rodney probably only got $5.40.
linsonl almost 8 years ago
I am reminded of the joke where the teacher, on the first day of school, asks all the students to tell the class what their fathers do for a living. When little Johnny’s time comes, he says “My father plays piano in a house of ill repute” The teacher tells him to stay after class. After school, the teacher asks little Johnny why he made such a statement. Johnny says: " He really is a lawyer, but I don’t my classmates to know that."