Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 18, 2012

Its under the car.

Does it go through the glove compartment and console like I do?

Gee, and it has a shiny top like you do, and its head needs a new gasket just like yours does.

And both of you are full of gas and have spare tires..

Varnes…… you…um…. go through the glove compartment of the cars you hit???

BTW I answered you yesterday…… <—— back there.

And too true, Doc!

Hey I was just wondering….. how does it dump the driver out before parking itself?

I’d like to be able to signal to my car in the parking lot, so when I walk out of a store, it can come pick me up.

And you don’t need a driver’s license to drive it, I bet!

Now THAT’S a SMART Car!