Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 17, 2012

Let’s hope this dentist won’t charge each patient $410 ($100 for the tooth you want pulled out and $310 for each of your other teeth).

Itook my son to have all 4 wis dom teeth pulled and it cost over $1000.

Here’s $200.00. Pull a couple of your own for me.

@PICTOI like your way of thinking. Maybe remove a few of the dentist’s teeth with a brass knuckle extraction tool.

I don’t need a dentist to remove my teeth anymore, I have dentures now thank you.

I’ve seen this joke before with the exact same numbers. I can’t remember where, but it was more than a year ago, so I guess they’re right about no inflation

And the judge now in the dentist’s chair is saying, “The tooth, the WHOLE tooth, and nothing but the tooth, so help you God!”

I know a root canal costs a thousand dollars these days. If you can’t afford that, the dentist yanks it out.

@ olddog1 and Eldo Disc Golf

So did I on Dec. 9, 2011

When I was about 14, my dentist would pull a tooth for $1 or fill it for $2. Believe it or not, those fillings lasted about 35 years. Grinding my teeth at night finally did them in. Now I’m wearing down $1200 crowns…

Shows how good my memory is.

I had printed out the Dec. 9 version and gave it to my dentist. He laffed.