Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 12, 2009

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    Extremely realistic…

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    Sisyphos  over 14 years ago

    Well, except for size…! (Run, Lio, run! –With apologies to Forrest Gump.)

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    guitarmutt  over 14 years ago

    Hey, the tank is playing with Lio.

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    csf1989  over 14 years ago

    When they said authentic, they weren’t kidding.

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    carmy  over 14 years ago

    Tanks for the memories!

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    cdward  over 14 years ago

    Makes me wonder what Lio did to make them go after him…

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    pbarnrob  over 14 years ago

    Flipped the switch to ‘ON’! INCOMING!

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    ejcapulet  over 14 years ago

    Quick! Call Cybil, it’s the perfect toy for her!

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    Yukoneric  over 14 years ago

    ¡Corre, Lio, corre!

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    psychlyst  over 14 years ago

    I never trusted those little green plastic soldiers!

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    lamourdelafantom  over 14 years ago

    ejcapulet…yes! exactly! that’s what I was gonna say!

    hrm… something else pithy…. makes me want to avoid lifelike models of animals or people. can you imagine having to explain why your (in my case) penguin collection now has small piles of guano and is now trying to gather up all your crystals to build a nest?!

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    Skeezeeks  over 14 years ago

    Tanks for the memory.

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    Simon_Jester  over 14 years ago

    cdward, he sneezed, and the voice recognition software mistook it for, “Allahu!”

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    Plods with ...™  over 14 years ago

    At least it’s not totally realistic…..

    too many misses

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    TheWildSow  over 14 years ago

    I always said, there’s no gift like a Tank – especially for Tanksgiving!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Just be tankful that it keeps missing you Lio!

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    Trisha_Evenstar  over 14 years ago

    careful what you wish for lio

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 14 years ago

    Almost reminds me of the 1998 film “Small Soldiers.” Anyone remember that? Armymen action figures with personality microchips going haywire?

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    Sherlock Watson  over 14 years ago

    Poor Lio; he’s been a steady customer of that toy store for years, and this is the tanks he gets.

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    cutiepie29  over 14 years ago

    Told you not to load the ammo, Lio!

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    antoniotexas  over 14 years ago

    correlo mijo!

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