The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 01, 2012
January 31, 2012
February 02, 2012
Transcript:
Mr. Veeblefester: What is the status of the report I assigned you to do last week? I told you I needed it ASAP! Brutus: I know, Chief, but it looks like it's going to be NQASAP. Mr. Veeblefester: What? Brutus: Not quite as soon as possible!
Jeff0811 over 12 years ago
Would you settle for PDQ?
Dr_Fogg over 12 years ago
PDQ Pretty Darn Quick… joli rapide sacré
jmcx4 over 12 years ago
The question is, “Do you want it right, or right now?”
fhhuber over 12 years ago
He is getting it ASAPAs soon as possibleand its not possible to have it done yet. The proof for that is: Its not done yet.
dfowensby over 12 years ago
Not Quite Employed as soon as possible.
boldyuma over 12 years ago
Never, ever, rush the job for the boss..
Otherwise he will expect it delivered in a shorter
and shorter time frame every time..thus..the delicate balance..
steelersneo about 12 years ago
asap= as soon as POSSIBLE. Thus the rub. Possible is a relative term. ASAP is not a term meaning spead but rather a broad stroak allowing it to be done whenever convenient by the speaker while still giving a sense of urgency to the listener. Don’t call us, we’ll cal you if you will.