Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 07, 2012
February 06, 2012
February 08, 2012
Transcript:
Yo, new guy! Rule number one... We always put out those orange pylons and block a lane of traffic right before rush hour, but we never, never actually do any construction work! Rookie..
1. Paint new lines on road; 2. Patch potholes; 3. Paint new lines on road; 4. Recap asphalt; 5. Paint new lines on road; 6. Dig up entire street to replace sewer lines; 7. Rebuild road from scratch; 8. Paint new lines on road.Done in that order, within two months.
Our city workers have a sense of humour. They have been re-doing the sidewalk corners. All four. At the same time. Working their way down the street, block by block. Been fun walking around cones and danger tape.
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
This explains everything.
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
I never understood why they put down a temporary blacktop and dig it up 6 months later.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
shovels is for leanin, boy.
psychlady over 12 years ago
That explains a lot of things!
gosfreikempe over 12 years ago
1. Paint new lines on road; 2. Patch potholes; 3. Paint new lines on road; 4. Recap asphalt; 5. Paint new lines on road; 6. Dig up entire street to replace sewer lines; 7. Rebuild road from scratch; 8. Paint new lines on road.Done in that order, within two months.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago
He didn’t read the construction manual . . . . ☻
momazilla over 12 years ago
Sign on freeway: “Proudly serving our community in the same location for the past 20 years” Signed state highway road crew.
bmonk over 12 years ago
I can sympathize. It’s dangerous to work out there in rush hour!
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
Our city workers have a sense of humour. They have been re-doing the sidewalk corners. All four. At the same time. Working their way down the street, block by block. Been fun walking around cones and danger tape.