Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for January 30, 2012

Hepatis and DVD bust is a comin’!

Swamped with half the boys basketball team? And what happened to the girl’s team and their (1) tattoo controversy?

What can the golden no-tat twins do for an encore?

Speaking of Cortez, has he ever been known to smile? I would think someone so devout would be joyful, but he’s the most dour high school kid I’ve ever seen.

Have these kids never heard of netflix?

I see the ’Larks are once again wearing their good luck whites on the road. Me thinks another Mudlark will have to “step up” for Milford to pull out a victory since Madison will be keying on Beecher and Verde.

I’m a little disappointed that Milford’s overly active booster club hasn’t looked into this tattoo business yet. I can forgive them overlooking the pirated “Titanic” DVDs, but the tattoos? Come on people, this is the future of your community getting inked!

Yep, those two are on their way to becoming hundredairs!

Once again, we are mysteriously sent to the site of a different game in P3 as Wilford takes on a team that appears to be Arabian from the lettering on the uniforms.

NCAA intends to ban any player from attending college if during high school he watched a particularly bad DVD.

I don’t understand the home-away color schemes — Milford seems to always be wearing white. Last home game doing tat-slaps against Valley Tech they were white:

http://www.gocomics.com/gilthorp/2012/01/05

….can we have a Marshal Lopat update? What was HIS tat???