Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 15, 2010

Transcript:

Woman says, "May I take your order, please?" Ralph says, "Yes, I'd like one 2-by-4?" Ralph says, "One 'Headless Horseman'? one 'Grim Reaper'? a side order of 'Junk Mail,' hold the 'goop'?" June says, "What are you talking about?? I don't see any of those things on the menu!" Ralph says, "Those things are on the secret menu!" June says, "Secret menu??" Ralph says, "Regular customers know there's a secret menu that ordinary people don't know about! That's how you prove you're not a tourist! You have to know the lingo!" Ralph says, "So, what would you like, honeybunch?" June says, "I'll have a hamburger." Woman says, "A what??" Ralph says, "Why does she always have to embarrass me?"