Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 01, 2009

Transcript:

Penny says, "Hey, don't steal my Halloween candy, dad!" Ralph says, "I'm not stealing it, Penny, I'm saving you from it!" Ralph says, "I'm saving you from a lifetime of cavities and calories!" ralph says, "As your father,it's the least I can do for you!" Ralph says, "It's too late for me! I've lived my life! But I can still make a difference in yours!" Penny says, "No thanks!" Ralph says, "Bring that back! I still need to dispose of a king-size peanut butter cup!"