Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 09, 2009

Transcript:

Ralph says, "Honeybunch, I'm a happily married man and I love you dearly" Ralph says, "I am completely loyal and devoted to you, and you alone" Ralph says, "But if 'deal or no deal' model # 16 ever happens to call me, all bets are off!" Ralph thinks, "Women say they want hoensty in a relationship, but they really don't"