Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 25, 2006

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Last year "Ralph, you tore open your gift so fast, you didn't even notice how nicely it was wrapped! I spend a long time wrapping gifts and the least you can do is..." "...And such a lovely bow! What vibrant paper you selected! The corners are so crisp and even! What an efficient use of tape! I'm sure that whatever is on the inside cannot possibly compare to..." "Oh, knock it off!"