Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 06, 2012

buy more clothes!!

There’s another one I quote a lot: Risa fuerte, cabeza vacía. A raucous laugh means an empty head.

Oh Snoopy, if you were a man you would chose drinking.

Or you could go back to obedience school.

Great! An overweight Snoopy!

ata boy Snoopy!

When all else fails, EAT!!!!

Under that theory, I should have no memoryt before 1986.

Poor Snoopy, I know how he feels

Take a run Snoopy……..fresh air, sunshine and exercise will help with those rejection blues.

Hey, Mr. Red-Haired-Girl Romance-pants, give the poor dog some grieving/rebound time!

Eating doesn’t help Snoopy

“I started eating to get over the love of my life over 30 years ago, and now I’m over 350 lbs.” Wow…what did you do, swallow her?

Sadly enough that is the solution to many problems here in America… Its heart breaking that people turn to food and not God.

As to an overweight Snoopy, hasn’t anybody noticed that he already has a potbelly?

The only cure for a broken heart is to listen to John Denver or Paul McCartney songs.

I still say he should just marry her. Her father doesn’t have jurisdiction over her.

If only there was a way to trade in that broken heart for a new one…

Quaff a root beer, Snoopy!

Unfortunately Snoopy one must suffer through the trials of life before becoming JOE COOL.The key is to first take that outdoor run and then eat yourself into a breakup coma. Repeat as often as necessary.

so true!