Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 17, 2012

10 would last a family of 4 at least 3 years

I bought shampoo once (‘cuz I was out of real poo — ba boom) at a warehouse store once. It lasted for 17 months, at which time I was so sick of it that I’ve never bought it again, even in normal human size.

She really means"you bought it last week and ate it all."

Man, that MUST be a big jar.

Are we supposed to believe that a family of four could eat 10 gallons of mayonnaise in a week. I don’t think so.!

i take it they eat a lot of sandwiches, potato salads, macaroni salads…guacamole, chip dip……

So the joke is… the Newmans eat abnormal quantities of mayonnaise? Don’t tax yourself too hard there, Brian Basset.