The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for February 01, 2012

Jerry has more crust than a loaf of bread wearing a speedo!!

Good Morning All

That “tub” should be turned into a cauldron.

ACK!!!! Everybody out of the pool! The water is ‘discolored’, and Jerry’s nekkid!

’Morning, persons of Crustwood.

No peeing Burl, the water is warm enough.

Leaky, see today’s Loose Parts.

If only.

Jerry “thinks” that his Speedo has fallen off? He doesn’t know? Does Jerry know that hot water shrinks more than cotton? And why would anyone get into the same water as Jerry? Yuck.

Jerry is about too innocent by half. Back when copping a feel was a mortal sin, we would “accidently” brush a hand across something or other in an attempt to make it venial. God forbid if your girlfriend made it to Confession before you. Fr. Sullivan would keep asking, “Is there something else” until you gave it up.

Good morning Crustwood!

What a way to start the day, those of you actually rising now.

Lucky for me, my “pretend morning” comes right before bedtime… so I have all night to forget about Jerry in a Speedo…

or… OMG ….losing his Speedo!

I take it back about sleeping making it better…. That’s the stuff of nightmares.

I cannot possibly tell you how much later than never I want to see Jerry without his Speedo.

Or get in a tub with any of these guys.

And this tub seems especially tight… in fact I would say this was a pretty darn kinky moment for Crustwood…. if it weren’t for the fact that there’s probably not one of the six who ever thinks about it or remembers how to do it.

Except maybe Jerry, who may think about it, but isn’t sure how you start or what goes where.

He thinks catching your eye, running a comb through his hair, and saying “How ’bout it, Babe” is sophisticated foreplay.

Hitstorm, it won’t work.It’ll just show urine all the time, so they’ll think it’s defective.

And Marg — do you..um…. think Leaky should be sampling your chocolates like that?Man, this is a frisky day in Crustwood!

Forgot to say:I found it, but what is it?

And I love that you have to rip out your pacemaker before getting in.Gonna be hard not to discolor the water after that.

OK, sorry…

I don’t want to see Jerry with his speedo of or on. In fact, I’d like to see them all put on some clothes.

G’morning all! I thought “it” was just a logo for the Jacuzzi company, but now I think Dave’s right, and they’ll never find it there. Susan is right about Jerry’s idea of foreplay and probably about the collective libidos of that bunch.

Thanks JL…………….I’m sure I’m not the only one who still has “issues” from the pre-Halloween panel and was slowly working to resolve them. What a setback.

Looks like the backyard crock pot is cooking up a big batch of “stew-pid”.

Judging by the amount of bubbles around Jerry’s head his Speedo probably disintegrated.

Does anyone have any disinfectant I can borrow? I feel slimy just looking at this picture! :-(

hey! it’s wednesday. too early for their weekly baths….ick.

I love the speculation on what “it” is, but to me it looks most like Julie’s version of an ocarina.

I wouldn’t want them to get out of the pool while I was looking.

Makes me want to rip out my heart or repeatedly stab myself in the chest.

EEeeeekkkkk!

Dave is right…..oh nooooooooooooooo

And Hitstorm……. ay yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi yi …

Actually though… Marg is right….

If I were playing “Gun to Your Head”….Sacha Cohen by a country MILE.

It goes “Sacha…space… gun…big space………………. Jerry.”

Oh, and Marg — I’m running out of time so excuse the cross posting — but all this…um…exposure reminds me….

Can’t wait to see your Ballard St. costume…..Hope you post pics if I don’t get home in time for the party.

Mikie2 – very entertaining reminiscence.

Looks like the six of them are on vacay – “Tradewinds” jacuzzi.

I’m worried about the “origin” of those “bubbles”