Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 14, 2012

ROFL <3

I always knew Poncho would end up eating his words.

I find his words hard to digest.

My dog ate my school book and pooped a paper-mache ashtray

Something else to add to his diary.

Yeah, but its hard to write inside a dog’s stomach. Like the old saying: ‘outside of a dog a book’s a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it is too dark to read.’

Dogs will be dogs.

More likely to poop a diamond.

Pencil “lead” is a baked mixture of clay and graphite with the ratio of clay to graphite determining the hardness/darkness of the line of the pencil .

Before pencils were developed in the 17th century, charcoal sticks were used (still used by artists).A large deposit of very pure graphite was discovered in the 16th century in Cumbria, England.It was so pure that it could be sawn into sticks for writing.It was mistakenly thought to be a form of lead, and was even named plumbago (Latin for “lead ore”).In many languages the words for pencils translate to “lead pen”, perpetuating this error.

Pooch- that book reads Diary, not DAIRY.

The problem is that most of the inedible stuff they find to be edible anyway.