Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 31, 2011
December 30, 2011
January 01, 2012
Transcript:
Janis: Mary Lou impresses me every time I'm around her!
Janis: She's smart! Pretty, too, wouldn't you say?
Janis: And her FIGURE! I wish I had her figure!
Janis: No comment?
Arlo: None whatsoever!
OK, what if he had said, quickly, that Janis’ figure was better? Points for that, or is silence still the best policy? Vote at the sound of the beep………………………wait for it…………………………………
He could get by with saying: “She’s a pretty,smart and hard working young lady that Gene is lucky to have in his life. She reminds me of you.”Big points for Arlo and questions answered safely.
kbyrdleroy123 over 12 years ago
If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say nothing at all.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 12 years ago
You did, Janis, you did.
SteveAz over 12 years ago
Smart man that Arlo
pbarnrob over 12 years ago
As my crazy ol’ girlfriend used to say, “Only crazy, not stupid!”
Varnes over 12 years ago
I dare Jimmy to do four panels of Arlo’s thought process during those questions…….
KEA over 12 years ago
Hope we start something different in the New Year.
Varnes over 12 years ago
OK, what if he had said, quickly, that Janis’ figure was better? Points for that, or is silence still the best policy? Vote at the sound of the beep………………………wait for it…………………………………
Beep!toppop52 over 12 years ago
He could get by with saying: “She’s a pretty,smart and hard working young lady that Gene is lucky to have in his life. She reminds me of you.”Big points for Arlo and questions answered safely.
rusty gate over 12 years ago
Arlo is learning, Janis was throwing out the bait and he wasn’t biting, ‘whatsoever’.
rhsasl over 12 years ago
typical method of a wife to start a fight :-)
BCduke over 12 years ago
Arlo is keeping his mouth shut so he doesn’t accidently blurt out……I’d do her.
tnazar over 12 years ago
Her next comment will be, “I’m old and fat.”
finale over 12 years ago
With age comes wisdom (or the ability to think before speaking (sometimes).
psychlady over 12 years ago
In some situations, silence speaks volumes!
billdi Premium Member over 12 years ago
very wise arlo
The Life I Draw Upon over 12 years ago
Arlo you missed the chance to snore.
Happy New Year Everyone.
Phosphoros over 12 years ago
There is no easy way out of this one, but Arlo took the right way.
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
Happy New Year!Smart answer.
BillWa over 12 years ago
With age comes wisdom. It is an arguement that the man will never win.EVER!
iced tea over 12 years ago
Happy New Year, Mr. Johnson. Arlo and Janis and all their friends and relatives are great characters.
renewed1 over 12 years ago
Smart man.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Wise move, Arlo! You’re brighter than you look.
tallcanofbeer over 12 years ago
pretend your snoring , keep your eyes shut
PettyMower over 12 years ago
Looking back on the panels from this past week, Janis & Mary Lou have the EXACT same figure!!!
mikehop23 over 12 years ago
Happy new year everybody.