Male customer: I'm not satisfied with my purchase. I'd like to return this. Laura: Okay, but this is a 2011 calendar. Male customer: I know it was a rotten year.
It has certainly been an “interesting” year for Joplin, Missouri, weatherwise. First a late blizzard; then a tornado; then a very severe summer drought. Actually, change the article preceding “tornado.” THE tornado that will be talked about decades from now.
An explanation: It was a punishment from the almighty for that attack on a South Korean island a year ago (I think), and also for all that needless traveling around the country he did having us think he was in “good health”
hawkeye761 over 12 years ago
Is Mr. Burns hanging around?
Harryfan over 12 years ago
Hmm, I guess then that I can’t complain since I always get my calenders for free. You get what you pay for.
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
You can do that. How about a do over?
w2lj over 12 years ago
@ Herkimer
My thoughts, exactly – Mr. Burns !!!! Adam lives in Springfield?
lemon868 over 12 years ago
Maybe it gets prorated? then he gets back oh, 25 cents? depending on the retail value of the calendar to begin with.
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
Uh, you DO know that a fair number of people who read this strip are REPUBLICANS right?
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
I don’t think they’ll take the calendar back, chief.
gocomicsmember over 12 years ago
It has certainly been an “interesting” year for Joplin, Missouri, weatherwise. First a late blizzard; then a tornado; then a very severe summer drought. Actually, change the article preceding “tornado.” THE tornado that will be talked about decades from now.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
It’s too late to return it man!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 12 years ago
@key_128
An explanation: It was a punishment from the almighty for that attack on a South Korean island a year ago (I think), and also for all that needless traveling around the country he did having us think he was in “good health”
runar over 12 years ago
If only…I’d return 1999.