Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 21, 2011

Well hung?

He would bitich if you hung him with a new rope. Slacker

I don’t think I’d want to hang out with those guys.

Now that’s a dead-end job!

At the end of the day all the employees go out for some longnecks.

Well at least he’ll get that bonus.

But at least we won’t have to pay these test subjects for their time.

I imagine the victim’s family will take care of that part, especially since this isn’t a capital punishment cartoon. It’s a private company with dubious testing methods.

No noose is good noose.

I buy anything that’s ACME

That is what happens when you hang out with the wrong crowd.

Such a noose-ance!

lol! If you wanna make an omelet, you’ve gotta break some eggs! XD

There’s a guy in today’s Reality Check who could use a job.