Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 28, 2001

Transcript:

Rob holds Buck out over a sinkful of water. Bucky struggles as Rob says, "Stop squirming! You need a bath! Cleaning yourself won't cut it this time, dirt-boy, You need the suds!" Bucky yells, "How come Satchel isn't being abused like this?! He rolled in the dirt, too!" Rob looks at Bucky in the bath. He says, "Hey, don't blame me- nature made it so his fur just wipes clean. It's all shiny." Bucky says, "Well, that's just nature's way of saying dogs are too stupid to clean themselves. I'm being penalized for being competent!"