Ted Rall for December 07, 2011

Another ludicrous war with no end.

Drugs distributed by the 1%ers: good. Drugs distributed by others: bad.

Yes, the war on ignorance has ended and ignorance has won!

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The whole drug war is the epitome of hypocrisy.

The small city I live in, DUI arrests are a cash cow, Approx. 5000 arrests in 2010. Funny thing is, the city limits the number of taxis that can be operated, making it virtually impossible to get a cab on weekends. It’s usually 20 below in the winter, so they ‘advise’ you not to walk. They even suggested to make walking while intoxicated in the winter a crime (to protect your life of course).

Beer goggles.

Damn! And here I thought Boozie’s was open all night.

K. I’ll watch it.

You might note that you appear to be of a minority opinion there.

What a hoot! Stoners always tell you how natural Marijuana is as they take a deep drag off a joint and hold the resinous smoke in their lungs for an inordinate length of time and then babble on incoherently for hours until their mother yells down to them to send their friends home and to go to bed….While their father is in bed suffering from cirrhosis and later in life they do not remember that they spent their short time on this mortal coil in an altered state and bemoan their fate…not realizing that it is woman that led them down the path of self-destruction….“Out, out, brief candle! Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”