Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 15, 2011

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Wow! You can barely feel them!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    He said he wanted something “light and lacy” for cross-dressing.

    The clerk thought he said cross- training.

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    rockngolfer  over 12 years ago

    Redneck “string theroy?”

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    LegendaryColChuckCrustwoodRet  over 12 years ago

    Huh? Flesh-colored, velcroless, Vibrams? I never saw those at The Shoe Tree. $hit.

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    PatchworkDoll  over 12 years ago

    OUCH. I can only think of this girl I know who got those corset piercings on her back.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Otto — I wish I thought so.One of those things of which I wish I could retract my knowledge.

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    hwcrescent  over 12 years ago

    callous humor

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Hmmm, which one is likely to be defeeted?

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    ChucklinChuck  over 12 years ago

    So no sock-cess for these two?

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    iced tea  over 12 years ago

    That’s footin’ it!

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    trekkermint  over 12 years ago

    old photoshop jokehttp://www.pxleyes.com/photoshop-picture/4c07f72e5524f/high-resolution/Go-Bare-Foot——-Its-Cooler.html

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    Paul Rider Premium Member over 12 years ago

    This one has me in stitches.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Wow, Beviek — Brave!

    And here I’m almost the only person I know under 70 with NO piercings at all, not even the standard holes in my ears, and no tats at all.

    I’m always afraid I’ll be sorry tomorrow, plus I’ve always been strangely squeamish about seeing things passing through holes in my body.

    Not other people’s, only mine.

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