Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 10, 1999

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John!...Beth! John: Hi,Nate! Nate: You two are the longest-running couple in school! Can I interview you for my gossip column classroom chatter? John: Sure! Nate: Great! First question: What makes you such a great couple? John: We just get along great, that's all! I've never liked anyone as much as I like beth! Nate: Not even Julie? John: Uh...Julie Nate: Everyone knows how hot and heavy you were before Beth moved to town! Beth: Not everyone. Nate: Oh, yeah! the two of them were like velcro! John: B-but that was a year ago! Beth: You never told me anything about Julie! I don't keep secrets from you! John: Oh, yeah? What about Kevin? Beth: I've told you a million times! We were just friends! Nate: Ill just put "no comment". Francis: He's the typhoid Mary of journalism.