Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 01, 2009

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Nate says, "Hey, what happened to your cheek Francis?" Francis says, "Pickles scratched me." Nate says, "Your own cat attacked you! There you see? That's why I prefer dogs!" Francis says, "Right. Because dogs never attack people." Nate says, "Of course dogs attack people, but only when they're suppose to!" Nate says, "Dogs attack if they're trained to!...Like police dogs!" Nate says, "...Or they attack if you're mean to them! OR if you're a burglar or something!" Nate says, "...But dogs don't go around attacking people for no reas-" Nate says, "Francis?" ! ! Grrrrrr Francis says, "I've got a couple bandages in my backpack!" Nate says, "Shut up." Beware of dog