Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 31, 2000

Transcript:

A SHLOX-TV REALITY SPECIAL: New Year's Eve with ELLEN WRIGHT! OUR HEROINE with your hosts Biff Bifwell Chip Chipson BIFF: It's December 31st, Chip, and typical teen Ellen Wright is preparing for... CHIP: ...a rockin' New Year's Party! BIFF: ...And here's her date! Loyal yet hapless boyfriend Gordie! CHIP: The poor sap. BIFF: We will now follow Ellen and Gordie to the party and provide a live report from... CHIP: Hold on, Biff! Not so fast! There'll be a slight delay! Ellen needs to... <---DRAMATIC PAUSE CHIP: "Freshen Up!" BIFF: Why don't you handle the play-by-play, Chip? CHIP: Right, Biff! She's reaching for the foundation. the concealer...the rouge...the eye shadow...the mascara... BIFF: Egad! Will it never end?? BIFF: When you look like Ellen, you've got to go all out! CHIP: Good point, Biff. ELLEN: ALMOST READY! GORDIE: 2001... NATE: .. A Face Odyssey.