Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 18, 2009
September 17, 2009
September 19, 2009
Transcript:
Nate says, "Francis! Teddy! I've come up with the perfect soccer nickname for myself!" Nate says, "As a goalkeeper, my job is to let in zero goals! So I'm calling myself 'Mister Zero'!" Francis says, "Mister zero…I like it." Teddy says, "Yeah, that's good." Francis says, "...Becasue you can apply it to so many parts of your life!" Teddy says, "...like dating!"
ReneeZimbodgi over 11 years ago
You could apply it to how he would be rated on the looks scale.
ReneeZimbodgi over 11 years ago
That was pretty harsh.
ReneeZimbodgi over 11 years ago
But I had to come up with something.
ReneeZimbodgi over 11 years ago
In reality, I’d give him a 4 or less. It’s the hair that gets me.
Sonicx79 over 10 years ago
Lol
B Dawg about 8 years ago
u know y calendars and nate are different?
A calander has dates!!!
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ about 6 years ago
Mister Zero… Hmm, sounds like the perfect number Mrs. Godfrey thinks of Nate from 0-100,000,000.
K0FER about 5 years ago
teddy’s smile is so weird.
Bland'O over 4 years ago
Give it a rest, Teddy. Nate has gotten 4 girlfriends but I agree that his dating skills are horrible.
rey mondia almost 4 years ago
That’s a burn!
NYAVOR!!! about 3 years ago
Technically, if the ball gets to the goalie, it reflects badly on the defenders because the goalie is the last line of defense. The defenders should be doing the main job.
leopardglily almost 2 years ago
He looks like he’s wearing a tux in the second panel.
Mayor Orangutan almost 2 years ago
It’s also what he got on his last math’s test!
501179 over 1 year ago
nate has had more girlfriends than the two of them combined but they have dated consistently
STUFF ENJOYER 2 months ago
Nate has had girlfriends.