The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 12, 2011

Ah, back to the old “Mother-in-law” jokes.

And no dousing Grammy with water either.

Run Forest … er Dad … Run!

My wife, bless her, was terrified of the flying monkeys as a child and didn’t really like them in the movie as an adult. Yet she could not bring herself to NOT watch the movie. Whenever we watched Oz, she’d always cuddle up close and grab my arm in a death grip when it was time for them to make an appearance. Mind you, this is the same 5’2’’ tall woman who took a 13 inch chef’s knife to an intruder one evening while I was at sea and cut him up so bad he almost died before he drove himself to the hospital where he was arrested.

I was more afraid of the apple trees coming to life than the monkeys, but that was me.

I have flying monkeys he he he he he

Oh, Brutus and his mother-in-law are a hoot!

And the flying monkeys will eat you.

LOLROFL.

Be nice. The monkey’s had cool wings.

Chip Sansom needs to put mother Gargle on

a bicycle sometime..I can hear the music now

as Margaret Hamilton rides..

“Da..dumm..tee..dum..tee..dum..tum”(cackles)

FLY MY PRETTIES, FLY!!!!!