Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 08, 2011

That’s fast surgery. It only took him FOUR minutes.

Does the doctor safely replace the divot?

For a tumor the size of a pea, he uses a butter knife.

That patient is surely tee’d off.

By not using a scalpel, he seems to have got rid of his nasty slice.

Plant your feet firmly on the ground & address the ball!

Yikes! It looks like the poor guy didn’t get any anesthesia either.

Did he make an Eagle, or was it a birdie or an albatross.

If it’s the size of a potato, it’d be dug up,

Now THAT’S some interesting alternative medicine!.(Or is that “alternative TO medicine” … ?)

He just had to get it out of the man trap.