Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 04, 2011

To kill time up state?

Cos it was cheaper than buying a swing set?

Or… I got it….. you said you wanted a couple of Tick (©) tattoos…

And the artist had had a few beers… and…you know…

His gang symbol is the pound sign?

Wow, Lilliputian kids!

Because you’re an idiot?

those ‘kids’ look a bit disproportionate …..they look more like creepy small adults crawling all over him

Because your kids have nothing else to do and they need this inane entertainment. After all, they’re kids.

Dogsniff — Wow, you wanted Tic-Tacs, TOO??

Wow, a double-dose of Susan’s super puns today! XOXOXOXOX

Aaaww, thanks, ElGuapo.