911....what is your emergency? Send help! My husband swallowed something and now he's (inaudible) freaking out!!....... Actual transcript of 911 call.
911: “Sorry. I can’t help unless he fillet out a form.”Caller: “Are you feeding me a line?”
Shouldn’t it be “Fin-1-1”?
“Ma’am, has your husband been drinking?”“He drinks like a fish”
“My husband is hooked on something!”
Don’t worry honey, they’re more fish in the ocean…
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
911: “Sorry. I can’t help unless he fillet out a form.”Caller: “Are you feeding me a line?”
backyardcowboy over 12 years ago
Shouldn’t it be “Fin-1-1”?
“Ma’am, has your husband been drinking?”“He drinks like a fish”
McGehee over 12 years ago
“My husband is hooked on something!”
jtviper7 over 12 years ago
Don’t worry honey, they’re more fish in the ocean…