Monty by Jim Meddick for November 05, 2011

Condaleeza Rice?

I’m not sure I’d call Jerome a “sissy name,” but it is true that it just doesn’t fit as Bobby Banks’ middle name. Ah feel yur pain, Bobby!

Surely there is a bond developing between Monty and Robert, just look at their matching clothes and rapport. Part of the Stockholm syndrome or was that the Helsinki syndrome as in Die Hard?

I hope he’s a thief as well as a crazed murderer, because now Monty needs a new TV

So now Monty can finally get that flat screen – no more excuses!

@AussieDownUnder, their clothes match because Bobby stole Monty’s clothes from the dryer to replace his prison jump suit, and all Monty has are plaid green pants, white shirts, and red sweater vests.

How do you think the author Jerome K. Jerome felt??

How do you think Curly, of the Three Stooges felt? Oh wait! He went by Curly.

Lee Harvey Oswald was just “Lee Oswald” until he got famous…

Ever thrown a bottle at a flat screen? It’s nowhere near as effective

Curly’s real name was Jerome Howard. But his family called him ‘Babe." Anyone remember the Beatles song on the White Album:: Rocky Raccoon? There’s a line that goes: “Her name was Miguel, but she called herself Nell. But everyone there knen her as Nancy.”

♪♫ Jayne, the man they call JayneHe robbed from the richAnd he gave to the poorStood up to the manAnd gave him what forOur love for him nowAin’t hard to explainThe hero of CantonThe man they call JayneOur Jayne saw the mudders’ backs breakin’He saw the mudders’ lamentAnd he saw the magistrate takin’Every dollar and leavin’ five centsSo he said “you can’t do that to my people”He said “you can’t crush them under your heel”So Jayne strapped on his hatAnd in 5 seconds flatStole everythin’ Boss Higgins had to stealHe robbed from the richAnd he gave to the poorStood up to the manAnd gave him what forOur love for him nowAin’t hard to explainThe hero of CantonThe man they call JayneNow here is what separates heroesFrom common folk like you and IThe man they call JayneHe turned ‘round his planeAnd let that money hit skyHe dropped it onto our housesHe dropped it into our yardsThe man they called JayneHe stole away our painAnd headed out for the starsHe robbed from the richAnd he gave to the poorStood up to the manAnd gave him what forOur love for him nowAin’t hard to explainThe hero of CantonThe man they call Jayne.♪♫

thought it was by the late shel silverstein

I always liked that song.“Hello! My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna DIE!”.that line always makes me smile.