Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for September 19, 2011

A gnome carved from gneiss.

so, she hates travelocity?

Gitta -long gnome doggie all your misfortune none of my own no gnome at your home

Izzit from Alaska?

Bad ones mostly. I like being punny but all of them will come to me when I’m working tonight.

Makes me think of that nasty Winklebottom affair on “King of the Hill.”

She doesn’t want the neighborhood council picketing them, especially since those guys are REALLY picky about what you can have in your front yard.

@Aaron,Nome!

@masterskrain,Elf find a gnome pun in there somewhere! If it dwarfs all the other puns, I should win a gnome as a prize. I’ll offer it to Jimbo for his lawn, gnome matter what Rose says.

Is he from Alaska?

No place like gnome?

Come on Rose let the poor guy have his Gnome its not that big….

Bad ones mostly. I like being punny but all of them will come to me when I’m working tonight.

How about gnome-ageddan, from the Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror (credit to Disney Channel, Phineas & Ferb)

No gnome is good gnome.

To gnome him is to love him.

Aeow, gow on, Rose, luv… give the li’le bloke an gnome.

No soup for you….Seinfeld

Just in case anyone might be interested… David Bowie recorded an adorable song called, “The Laughing Gnome.” You can hear it on You Tube. (You could say it’s an gnomeage to gnomes and silly puns:)