Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 16, 2011

But…Why was he crossing it?

@Hillbillyman. Because it was too far to walk around.

There was a cross-walk?!? A drunken chicken from China ran the light…..☻

Because the elephant was sick that day.

To see Gregory Peck.

“This is totally incredible!”—Luke Skywalker

But wouldn’t “he” actually just be raven food?

He wanted to see the greener grass

In the next panel, the other chicken says, “Don’t eat mo chikin.” (ref. Chick-fil-A commercial)

He had a good looking hen waiting for him on the other side. I guess you could sat that he made it ‘Half Way to Paradise’.

But WHY, WHY, WHY? Oh the humanity (poultry?) of it!