Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 14, 2011

Id say so with that outfit he has on.

Has he been in Jon Arbuckle’s wardrobe again?

Obviously, he needs a soul mate to help him dress. And quench his appetite.

He is only out for a late night snack.

So, Dracula is trying to soften his image by wearing a clown outfit?

That’s why he never gets to the necks date.

So how come a vampire’s clothes don’t show up in a mirror? Are they cursed too?

the undead are known to be color-uncoordinated

That’s why he never ran for office, either.

ELVIS IS BACK!!!

… reflecting back over his life, he realized that he just couldn’t.