Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 19, 2011

Dad, he’ll be awhile, don’t wait up.

Easy to do — the Milky Way is right over there!

I wondered which mobile phone service Lio use to get the reception…

Maybe that “friendly” alien will help Lio get launched for the return trip—for a price, of course.

You gotta have milk to make green cheese, so there must be a humongous cow there somewhere. Or a mutant star-eating goat. It must be finished with the Golgafrinchans by now, and will need milking.

From the cow that jumped over the moon milk

Lord save me, I had an Ex who would call my boss to remind me to bring home eggs.

I want that cell phone/provider! To get signal on the moon! w00t

Obviously, Dad knows that Lio has money.

I guess Lio carries a lot of money on him at all times….I am surprised he was so excited to find the dime that started this adventure!

Milk is for baby cows, not humans, but the Industry will never tell you that. It’s basically cow pus full of estrogen and many other things that humans should not be putting into their bodies, especially women. Overloading your body with just estrogen alone, not to mention the bovine growth hormone and all the antibiotics that are pumped into cows these days, explains why breast cancer is so prevalent. Instead of just following in the footsteps of your parents and their parents, who bought into the Milk Industry’s “It does a body good” BS, do some research and find out for yourself. Dairy does not ‘Do a body good.’ Just another example of how most Americans just roll over and take what’s handed to them without thinking about it, or researching it. By the way, make sure your research articles and papers are not funded by the Milk Industry.

Reminds me of the closing line from “Haredevil Hare”:

“GET ME OUTTA HERE!”

i would like to subscribe to his mobile plan. the cellular reception is out of this world…

Lio has a extremely high tech cell phone plan, perfect for when someone has to text you when you’re on the moon.

That settles it, I’m switching to 4G.

they’ve had cell phone reception on the moon since 1969. I’ve heard the recordings!

“That’s one small step for [a] man…”

jkhandy is right. Google “milk is not healthy” then put away your prejudices and pay attention. I haven’t drank milk for 60 years. Terrible stuff.

He’s gonna have to get the rocket back to the store anyway, right?Um, right?