Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 08, 2010

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Nate says, "I've started a business selling horoscopes! I write 'em myself!" Francis says, "For a dollar?" Francis says, "Why would anybody pay you for a horoscope?" Nate says, "Because unlike newspaper horoscopes, mine are personalized! Here!" Francis says, "'Today for lunch, you will have a tuna sandwich, blueberry yogurt, celery and a peanut butter cookie." Francis says, "That's what I've had for lunch every day since second grade." Nate says, "Exactly! Does a newspaper have that kind of knowledge? One dollar, please."