Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 07, 2011
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Pops: Dogs never land on their feet, eh! Well what happens if we tape two dogs together? Dog 1: Now you're talkin'! Pops: This way one of us is guaranteed to land on his feet! Dog 1: Plus we're striking a blow against antiquated scientific hooey! Poncho: Let's just jump onto our heads and get it over with.
Catfeet Premium Member almost 13 years ago
How did they find duct tape in a tree?
jerrymeza almost 13 years ago
whats going to hurt more? land on their heads or removing the duct tape???
kreole almost 13 years ago
In WWII, ammunition boxes were not waterproof, so the GI’s learned to cut up their waterproof duck twill (woven) canvas tents into tape-like strips to wrap them in…hence ‘duck tape’, not duct tape. Anyway, back to the dogs in the trees…how did they get the tape? Military dogs in the bunch?
pcolli almost 13 years ago
A cat passed the tape to them. To avoid the confusion we’ll call it “gaffer tape”.
perceptor3 almost 13 years ago
Ladies and gentlemen, exhibit A of why I’m a cat person!
Miserichord almost 13 years ago
Kreole, Nice story, but not true. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape Permacel supplied waterproof, cloth based adhesive tape for ammunition boxes during WWII, those using it called it gun, rigger’s, or duck tape. During the housing shortage/boom following the war, returning soldiers/sailors familiar with the tape from using it in the service, started using it to repair many things, including duct work. Note that current building codes do NOT permit this type of tape on ducting, as it is not fire resistant and may produce toxic smoke when burned.Gaffer’s and 600 MPH tape, while visually similar and often used in similar was, have different adhesive systems. Gaffer’s tape comes off cleanly with no residue. Duck tape leaves adhesive behind or tears up the underlying material. 600 MPH tape doesn’t come of without a solvent.
tonyd1942 almost 13 years ago
kreole: During WWII, small arms cans were waterproofed. The metal cans had rubber gaskets and it kept out the water.
Olfarto almost 13 years ago
It’s incredible that all these dogs end up landing on their heads, considering the clear absence of brain-like matter inside.
Hugh Manatee almost 13 years ago
Is this particular plot line EVER going to end? ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..
Xane_T almost 13 years ago
They had the duck tape to close the box the cat is in. The real question is where they were keeping it until now.
cleokaya almost 13 years ago
If they had taped the two dogs together with one having his feet where the other’s head was, would one land on his feet and the other on his head? Inquiring minds want to know.
tmurphy almost 13 years ago
I’m learning so much about tape today…
baileydean almost 13 years ago
Hmmm… do dogs “shimmy”…?
baileydean almost 13 years ago
Didn’t you? You seem to be answering yourself.
grupouno almost 13 years ago
agree with hugh…ain’t funny (any longer) mcgee!!!
Destiny23 almost 13 years ago
If it’s not brains making their heads heavy, it must be their thick skulls — which is why they can survive the fall with no apparent damage, or loss of intelligence!
Miserichord almost 13 years ago
Bailey- Why Duck Twill? Actually that’s a perversion of weaving terminology that’s come into common usage. Duck is a tightly woven canvas. Twill is a specific weaving pattern, distinct from canvas or denim weaves. “Duck Twill”, in common usage, is a tightly woven fabric that sheds rain, usually a canvas weave.
jellyfisha almost 13 years ago
Poncho should go upside down and Boomer should go upright, and see what happens taped together