Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 15, 2009

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gogh: there. i've finished it. friend: nice painting. gogh: thank you. i hope to sell it. friend: well, it ain't gonna sell itself, vinnie. you gotta create a persona -- do some online marketing. you're selling yourself, babe. now get on it! gogh: uh, o.k. facebook home profile friends inbox wall info photos boxes notes vincent van gogh just fans vincent van gogh almost forogt!! i did sell a t-shirt! ka-ching!! :-) june 6 at 11:14 am comment 1 person likes this vincent van gogh hey, none of you came by the arles faire yesterday - guess you were all at the garden show. but got some nice comments and smiles from attendees. and those baked potatoes sure smelled good! june 6 at 9:07 am like eugene boch at 11:08 am june 6 hey, sorry i couldn't make it. hope all is well. vincent van gogh fan poll! should i be painting with more swirls? less yellow? whaddaya, whaddaya? june 3 at 1:12 am comment like vincent van gogh yo, everyone! i'll be at the arles faire this saturday showing some of my paintings... hope to see ya'll there! (and bring your checkbooks!! jk!!!) june 2 at 2:59 pm twitter home what are you doing? i'm going out for a walk in the fields... latest: cat alert! gray cat... 20 minutes ago home vvgogh cat alert! gray cat came back! about 20 minutes ago from the web vvgogh sorry i haven't posted in a while... haven't had much to eat. what's up with the price of absinthe? i mean, aside from the price of absinthe? about 1 hour ago from the web vvgogh video of a panda barfing. http://bit.ly/6rx4 lmao!!!!!!!! about 9 hours ago from the web vvgogh how about a contest? who can come up with a catchy name for my latest painting? winner gets a signed sketch! about 14 hours ago from the web vvgogh what's up with "the hague"?!! do we really need the "the"? couldn't we just call it hague? i mean, really! about 15 hours ago from the web vvgogh hey hey party peeps! the new painting is done, and it's the shizznit, imho about 20 hours ago from the web gogh: ach! i can't take it! friend: vincent, are you out here? good news: you got a link at impressionismmama.com! oh. my man vinnie's done it! this tweet's gonna move some canvas!