Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 03, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Punchlines N' Spit-Takes Man: That was your WIFE! Man: Yeah, but he's a PLUMBER!! Woman: It's not for me -- it's for Angela Lansbury. Hilarious Only To Six-Year-Olds BUS STOP Man #1: Excuse me. Where does this bus go? Man #2: Poopytown. Man #1: I just pooped in my pants. Lucky Ducky Hound: Ah, class warfare is over, and the rich won! Hound: There's no way Lucky Ducky can get me now! Lucky Ducky: You've got the avian flu now, bub. Hound: LUCKY DUCKY! Lucky Ducky: Gotcha! End of Days Funnies Man: I'm not going to church. The big game's on! Woman: You'd better come! Man: Forget it! POOF Man: Just because you ascended doesn't mean you're right! Erectile Dysfunction Man Man: Erectile Dysfunction Man, er...is THAT your super power? Erectile Dysfunction Man: Of course not! Man: Then what kind of name is that for a superhero? Erectile Dysfunction Man: It strikes FEAR into the heart of the criminal mind. Cartoon Caption Contest The contest: Provide a caption to the above cartoon. The caption should be imaginatively composed, but with a certain emotional distance that does not explicitly divulge the characters' inner lives, but rather pulling hints at insights the reader himself can discern. Religious symbolism may be used, but only in italicized passages that are separated from the main narrative of the caption. Chapter titles should not be merely descriptive, but rather should be evocative and obscure, perhaps consisting of the chapter titles of an 18th century novel, or the subject headings of a technical manual. An invitation to discuss the caption on Oprah should be graciously accepted, but ambivalent feelings about the coarseness of such media appearances must be harbored.