Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for October 03, 2008

The robot is looking good. Great shading. I even like it’s arm in the first panel. Wonder if Liz got her left hand fixed yet?

$200 GPS units have better voice technology than that robot. I’ve noticed that űbergeeks still create file names like they were working in DOS. The first thngs t go r th vwlz.

Tracy looks like he’s in pain. Maybe he’s been reading this story as well?

DICK LOCHER FOUND DEAD IN FRONT YARD. http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2008/10/03/ Where’s Jeff-Pro? He’s not reaping the BNFIT of his 8-CNT INVSTMNT. Sorry about your umlaut problem, runar. Some güüüys got ‘em; some g□ys don’t.

I’ve got to start getting up earlier. You can’t make an umlaut without breaking eggs, you know.

It’s easier than trying to do an ablaut.

Oh no! Not string electrical activity! That sounds like a terrible problem that Tracy should give all his attention to, never mind the robbery going on at the other side of town.

Traze-R does look kind of cool today. Maybe MF will look cooler than we think when we finally see his mug up close.

I agree, shut the F up, Sam, who asked him?

So good to see that the great one, Matthew P. Hansel has finally choosen to bless us poor, miserable, hopeless Magpies with his wit and wisdom. Just one word from the great Mattie;

“SIGH”

has made everything so clear! Thank you Matthew, thank you!

BB

You’re pckng up your own crct brd, milk bot. Sigh…… send them to school and buy their books……

Matthew good buddy, thanks for calling me brave, althought it’s really foolish of me to even think I can match wits with someone as esteemed as you are! I do find it interesting that I have a real picture of me for everyone to see while all you have is that silly illustration you like to use. How come when you comment, calling us non-pros cheapskates it’s an “observation” but my comments are an “attack”?

It’s good to see that you’re still in fine form.

For anyone not familar with the rantings of Mr. Hansel all I can say is;

“Welcome to the Asylum”.

Peace.

BB

Sloop: I figured that it had to be someone that we all knew and loved.

Before there was Ugly Betty there was Ugly Christine a gun moll character created by Gould that reeked havoc for Tracy back in 1965. Remember?

I was still reading Dick Tracy in 1965, but I don’t remember that character.

Now wait just one second JPuzzleWhiz. Perhaps 436rge is correct. If Ugly Christine had a “gas” problem then she certainly would have “reeked” havoc on Dicky-boy.

Remember, Trze-R is speaking! He’s not using a keyboard, his text is not being read, so why the behjebers can’t he use vowels? Does it take to long for a robot to articulate more than one vowel per word?

BNM, to use your own words from the old board: BE GONE!

Next you’ll tell us that Sam can’t have an opinion because he doesn’t pay 8 cents a day.