Walt Handelsman for March 12, 2009

guess there’s gonna be a slew of these for next few days … wish they’d parade him down Main Street U.S.A. and let people throw tomatoes and other squishy objects at him

tigger, what ???

Tigger said: ”Yes, and in eight days Mr. Madoff is dead”

The over/under is August. He’ll be in isolation until his sentencing in June and it’ll take the cons a couple of weeks to get their shanks ready…so I’m betting “over”.

…and most prisons are “tobacco free” now days.

^Maybe he died kinda like Goering in Nuremberg.

What do we do if he really died?

Ms Frog is there a secret with Göring’s “death”?

Nope, he was sentenced to death in Nuremberg but commited suicide the morning before his scheduled execution.

Pfffft…. Like Madoff is going to a Super-max…. he’s going to Club Fed.

No, lalas, strangely enough he doesn’t qualify for Club Fed. I hear tell he’s gonna do hard time, and mostly in solitary. He has too many felonies against him.

^I saw something close to that in “Nuremberg”, a 1999 movie about the trial starring Alec Baldwin. According to that, the officer didn’t help Goering to kill himself, but he was a friend of his.

Madoff will probably adjust well to prison. He will fit in at the rather easy prison that probably will be his home.

Oh, plu leez. Madoff is going to a federal resort complete with tennis courts, massage therapy and leisurely walks around well manicured grounds. A white collar minimum security resort.