Ted Rall for July 11, 2009

I don’t relate; for me, it’s not that I like driving fast, I just don’t like having cars ahead of me.

TOO TRUE TO BE FUNNY!

Good for her! We need less people and we need to slow down.

And here I thought speeding killed people

More of Rall repeating his mantra “Slow is bad” ad nauseum. C’mon Ted, what else do ya got?

I started to estimate the cost to American business of the idiocy perpetuated by the TSA at airport security lines, but it got ridiculous. Just for starters, you’re supposed to be at the airport an hour before departure time, two hours for international – and more if an alert is on – which basically adds half and hour to an hour longer than old times; you have to spend time in a security line doing nothing, getting your shoes scanned for something they can’t see (TSA people do no better than chance at finding things like plastique), and taking out bags of liquid because of an impossible plan by pseudo-terrorists (the supposed liquid explosive is impossible) – it adds up FAST…

I propose a mandate: that all people, except minors, (don’t sound the “To Catch a Predator” alarm just yet) to go about their business without wearing any clothes at airports to make things more agile.

And give Megan Fox air traveling discounts whenever possible.

motive, Try flying el al sometime. I haven’t done it myself but I know someone who has.

I deal with clueless tourists, wandering aimlessly and getting in my way, every day when I’m trying to commute to and from work. They should be banned from public transportation hubs during rush hour!

Hey, to paraphrase Scott Adams who coined the term, everybody is an induhvidual at some point.