Ted Rall for May 11, 2009
May 09, 2009
May 14, 2009
Transcript:
All over Afghanistan, long repressed men are celebrating their newfound sexual freedom. (Man 1: The Taliban used to stone rapists. Now hos have to put out!) Their joy stems from a new Afghan law that requires wives to have sex with their husbands at least once every four days. (Man 2: I didn't pay your dowry to sit around pulling my pud!) Sadly president Obama, whose troops pop up the Afghan government has dampened the fun by insisting that a loophole be added to the law. (Man 3: Biotches don't have to put out if they're sick or on the rag? That's man-hating BS!!) (Barack Obama: I put that in for Michelle.) There's still a long way to go-but you've come a long way, Afghan dudes! (Man 4: Sex with wives under age 10 is illegal! Who can wait?!) (Barack Obama: Hang in there, guys! We'll get there!)
mattro65 almost 15 years ago
Just like the US is bringing freedom and democracy to Iraq.
Chrisnp almost 15 years ago
What’s with panel one? Afghanis burn hats to celebrate?
Lavocat almost 15 years ago
Heroin for “feminism”. What a deal!
audieholland almost 15 years ago
ROFL stoopid nukeler armed Talismans cain’t hoit no US of A!
sfiller almost 15 years ago
John Sweat Rock says on January 23, 1862, “While Mr. Lincoln has been more conservative than I had hoped to find him, I recognize in him an honest man, striving to redeem the country from the degradation and shame into which Mr. Buchanan and his predecessors have plunged it.” From Great Speeches by African Americans, James Daley ed. 2006, p. 36.
mattro65 almost 15 years ago
progan, thanks for keeping us up on current events, as we are all too busy reading cartoons on the “Net. Speaking of clowns behind the times, you need to check the current news from Swat Valley. As usual, stewazz really stretches to spew another mindless right wing sound bite. Blah, blah, blah.
Lt_Lanier almost 15 years ago
Nuke ‘em all!
KelleK almost 15 years ago
legalized rape, wonderful sarcasm