Ted Rall for October 09, 2003
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Run for the political office that fits you. President Fee to qualify: $200,000,000 Minimum name recognition: (They thought they were voting for my Dad!) Same as previous president. Governor Fee to qualify: $10,000,000 Minimum name recognition: Star of Hollywood films. County Commissioner Fee to qualify: $8,000,000 Minimum name recognition: (Man: Your dad owns the car dealership) (Woman: Yup!) Member of not able local family. Club Vice President Fee to qualify: $20 (Photocopies) Minimum name recognition: (Man: No one else wanted the job!) None