Ted Rall for December 09, 2000
Transcript:
George W. Bush: The 1st 100 days Statesman: (Man 1: This treaty is outrageous! I'll never sign.) (George Bush: No problem.... one of my staffers will sign it for you.) Commander-in-chief: (Military Man: The missiles missed. Virginia Beach is toast.) (George Bush: Close enough.) Economic Czar: (George Bush: Round figures are easier to deal with. Let's just give $1 million to every government problem.) Moral Compass: I'm Jeb Bush... and anyone who picks on my brother has to deal with me!