Ted Rall for August 19, 2000
Transcript:
Woman: Go ahead... you know you want to. Man: Go get the gun. Make sure it's loaded. Animal: Strap it to your leg. Then, during Miss. Taylor's 2nd period class, stand up and open fire. Monster: Don't worry: You're a kid! You'll get off with a slap on the wrist! Man 2: I don't know about you, but I was kind of tempted. Woman 2: Not me. The evil media conspiracy is so '99.